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It's over. [Aug. 14th, 2005|01:56 am]
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Today my girlfriend dumped me. I was shocked I thought everything was great I'm now sitting here completely heart broken. I loved her I lived and breathed for her and now it's over like that without warning or notice. I don't know what to do with myself I poured my heart into a three year relationship and how does it end? She says that she loves someone else and I'm a loser. Well I guess I should just go wallow in self pity while she is off having a great time. I'm sad and lonely...will I ever find love again?
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Addition to Johnny Depp [Aug. 13th, 2005|11:56 am]
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Johnny Depp said that he was tired of the roles he's doing right now and wants to shake up his image. He's thinking of doing a hardcore porn. That's right Johnny Depp in a hardcore porn I think it's going to be called, "Going in Charlie's Chocolate Factory."

Thank You Late Night,

Matt
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I wish I was Johnny Depp [Aug. 13th, 2005|02:46 am]
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[mood |jealousjealous]

In Theatres:
* Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) .... Willy Wonka

Being released this year:
* Corpse Bride (2005) (completed) (voice) .... Victor Van Dort

Currently Filming:
* Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006) .... Captain Jack Sparrow
* Pirates of the Caribbean 3 (2007) .... Captain Jack Sparrow

Pre Production:
* The Rum Diary (2006) .... Paul Kemp

Announced:
* The Diving Bell and the Butterfly (2006) .... Jean-Dominique Bauby
* Shantaram (2007) .... Lindsay


...

Someone is rollin' in the benjamins!



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Another story... [Aug. 12th, 2005|05:54 pm]
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There once was a lady named katie. She was a really great lady but things came to light that I really didn't like and now she's having my baby. What came into focus was her face and it looked like a dirty locust! In my discust I grabbed a bus and rode it all the way to dallas. That's in texas but it turns out that wasn't far enough because on the way out of a bar I saw a car and out popped a lady. It was katie, with my ugly baby. I grabbed some old lady and said take that baby and suffocate it in your wrinkly skin. To my dismay the old lady said, "Hey!" and punched me in the nut sack owwww I felt it all the way up my back to the tip of my spine! Oh I was denied the pleasure of having any more ugly babies with girls other than katie.

The End....what do you think of my stories? Are they boring or pimp ass amazing!

Matt
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A little story [Aug. 12th, 2005|11:56 am]
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Once upon a time there was a boy, a boy with a dream to do great things. Sadly the the boy was impaled by a javelin while he was at the Olympics and to add insult to injury it was the special olympics. What was a young boy with a dream to do great things doing at the special olympics? He was probably laughing at the retarded guy with his tongue hanging out and drooling. Little did he know that this particular retard was competing in the javelin throw. The athletic retard did not see the boy laughing at him and he wasn't trying to hit him. The warpie was actually aiming to hit the field but he was also blind and had an inner balance problem. The moral of the story is, don't go to the special olympics to watch the javelin competition it can only be trouble. If you don't believe me just look at the young boy with the dream to do great things...he's dead.

The End,

Matt
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Headaches make me shamelessly promote. [Aug. 12th, 2005|11:06 am]
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I've had a headache for the past tweleve hours & it's really pissing me off. I fear for my life if I take anymore drugs. Anyway, I wanted to do some shameless promoting of this good band called Vault. These boys are from the GTA & have a solid sound. How do I know about them? I actually tried out for their band not too long ago (common, didn't you read my profile on the site?) but anyway ... for you GTA'ers, they're playing tonight at the Horseshoe Tavern ... going on around 11:30pm ... don't trust me? Check out their sound at http://www.vaultrock.com - you'll be hooked! Do you recognize the lead singer? He was in the boy band "I.D." (*busted its the end, I'm never gonna see your face again!*) - haha! That's my little blurb/interruption from Matt's random ramblings.

Cheers!
- Mandy
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Writing and deciding? [Aug. 11th, 2005|07:03 pm]
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How are you? That's good. I'm fine thanks for asking. I've been doing a lot of writing over the past couple days, I'm working out some ideas for the next show. It takes time to get them to the point where they're actually good enough to make the show but the bars not set very high. I should have the full run down and scripts done by Monday and then production will start. I also got called to some photo shoot for Centennial College next week they called me a few days ago and asked if I would do it. I told them to call me when they found out the day and today they phoned but I wasn't home. Should I go? Do I really want to be on the cover of brochures and other centennial college stuff haha? Do I want to be known for going there or would I rather pretend I was never there haha. I guess I will have to make a decision but the shoots like 10 mins from my house so that's a plus on the other hand I am an amputee. decisions, decisions I hate them but always have to make them it's a curse!

Should I go be a loser or not go and be a loser?
Oh and I think this blog is crap lol no one ever writes back to me haha.

Matt
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I gotta get back on the ice! [Aug. 10th, 2005|11:37 pm]
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What up everybody, here's a little update on my NHL 2005 play I just won the stanley cup! It took me almost a year to play all 82 games and playoffs but I'm a busy guy but at least I finished in time for NHL 2006. Man I want to play hockey now it's crazy I've been off for a few months but I want to play. I had a great season last year only 1 loss I had the best GAA in the league number 1 goaltender I was amazing!! hahaha and to top it all off we won the championship!! I don't think to highly of myself do i? Oh did I mention I was the captain and I was a goalie haha ok enough of that but I really want to play maybe someone can rent the ice and call me up we'll play and I'll stone you cuz I'm awesome!!! Ok I'm going to calm down now and watch some Letterman.

#1 goalie in the league and champion,
Matt
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Like picking strawberries from a basket [Aug. 10th, 2005|06:17 pm]
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[mood |grumpyYou want to fight me?]

Have any of you ever had a fresh grape? I haven't. Sure I've had some grapes from the grocery store but how fresh are they? What's the turn around period here? Is there a time limit on how long the grape is considered fresh? I've never picked a grape off a vine and eaten it because if I had I wouldn't be talking about not having eaten a fresh grape. I bet I haven't done this because there aren't any grape vines around here. However, if any of you consider the grocery store grapes fresh then maybe I have had a fresh grape. I think you can say a grape is fresh if you eat it 24 hours after it's been picked from the vine and any time longer than that, the grape becomes mediocre(still good but not as juicy and fresh). Well I'm going to track down a fresh grape and if not I'll eat a rasin, which is not fresh at all. I hate rasins I don't know why I said I would eat one.

The guy searching for a fresh grape,

Matt
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Appologize [Aug. 10th, 2005|03:21 pm]
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[mood |sadsorry]

The cast of My Show would like to say sorries to all the communities we shamelessly promoted in & got mad at us. We'd send you a million bux if we could, but we can't so we'll send you a bunch of banana's - oh wait, we can't even afford that. Sorry dudes!
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